Wine Candied Panties
- Esgrow

- Dec 31, 2023
- 5 min read
Updated: Jan 1, 2024
Reporter: "You really don't expect nobody to tell you, you are engaging in an illegitimate enterprise , do you?"
Sheriff: "Man, what is you talking about?"
Reporter:" Climate Change."
Sheriff: " Ahh, Man... it's too early in the morning for this sxxt, I ain't even ate today, or in the last two." "Man, it been rough out here ever since New Years 25, the night they dropped the ball in time square; to the tune of the 'BeeGees' hit: "staying alive"
Reporter: "I got this half bit off slim jim in my pocket."
Sheriff: "Give it here... I need some protein , but GIVE IT HERE!!! What ekse you got?"
Reporter: " Nothing."
Sheriff: "Yeah, you got something else in yo pockets... give it up!!!" Said the crazed lune, as the reporter retried a burner from his coat pocket. : Ah, it's like that, huh?"
Reporter: " What you mean, what YOU talking about?"
Sheriff: " It's all you're fault... you and that nixxa, friend of your's. "
Reporter: " Not only do I not know what the fxxk you are talking about, you are the same race that the particular ephithat you just used to describe a gift to the World.
Sheriff: " Gift my axx, things been all bad since he left."
Reporter: " Have you thought of maybe visiting a mental health facility; to address you're indoctrinated disposition of sorts."
Sheriff: " Ha, Ha... yeah, right... look, you can go head on, if that's all you got to eat As you done just pulled a gun on me."
Reporter: " I felt threatened."
Sheriff: "You was, but that's no reason to pull a gun on someone."
Reporter: Why don't you go to the shelter?"
Sheriff: "" The shelter, Nixxa please... we up next!"
Reporter: "Society, is already up ... the only thing is down is that bs."
Sheriff: " BS, Man do you have any idea how much fun we used to have fellowshipping for master?"
Reporter: "Quite frankly... it's my job, but why don't you elaborate on some of this fun?"
Sheriff: "" just stuff like, secret squirrel."
Reporter: " You miss that, huh?"
Sheriff: " Yeah, I guess I do miss the good ole days,as three of my bretheren got locked up just this week... for long hauls, too"
Reporter: "No kidding."
Sheriff:" Yeah, no kidding... and them nixxas in there ain't too nice either!"
Reporter: " I can imagine... but it would seem that you can't "
Sheriff: "You saying that like I should be able to."
Reporter: " I guess cigarette was right. As he said, few will be those that don't exhibit extreme amneisha after the monsoon.."
Sheriff: " What?"
Reporter: "Therapy, might be a good idea."
Sheriff: " Yep, maybe you right."
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